Open letter to Christer Fuglesang (and NASA)

I'm offering you a full-fledged backup of Christer Fuglesang - Christer F. My name is Christer F, F as in Friberg, spelled F U G L E S A N G, and is a smaller version of the official astronaut Christer F. We share not only the name but also the same tracking record:

• Ph.D. in Particle Physics


• Worked at CERN


• Run a marathon on 3 hours


• 3 kids

I, Christer F Small, may stand out from Christer F Large as I have an own space ship in my garden - Apollo 18 - so I may have a bit more space flight experience. I recently practised on peeing upside down, standing on my hands, to simulate weightlessness - done with NASA bucket #1.

I can step in at any time to replace Christer F Large, it's a simple copy-paste operation. I already asked my wife and she says it's okay.